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The 2018 Archives

Just look at all of the great stuff that I wrote in 2018

(or move on to the gems from 2017)

 

My favourite Donald Trump joke (so far)

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my

millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said,

" I am the newly elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die."

He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy,

"My son, I am an old man and I don't have many years left, you have more years ahead of you so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there is a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my school bag."

Runner Up:

Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."

Did you buy any bread at the grocery store from 2002 to 2015?

This takes less than 5 minutes to complete.

"Loblaw is also offering eligible customers who register online at http://loblawcard.ca before May a $25 gift card that can be used at its grocery stores across Canada. Registration will open January 8 and spokesman Kevin Groh said broadly speaking, customers will have to declare they are at or above the age of majority and purchased certain packaged products bread products at an eligible banner store before March 1, 2015."

What I especially love is the extra information they ask you to provide to combat fraud, when they committed fraud in the first place by fixing bread prices.

REF: Loblaw offering $25 card after admitting to bread price-fixing. Here's how to register 


See the literary classics from 2017

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Maybe read No Big Deal, a story I consider to be the very best thing I ever wrote.