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The 2017 Archives

Just look at all of the great stuff that I wrote in 2017

(or move on to the gems from 2016)

 

The Beer Store

Two years worth of bottles. Riiiight....

My son and I are returning a couple of weeks' worth of my wine and liquor bottles to the beer store for refund. (That's how you do it in Ontario.) The clerk and I are remarking at how diligent he is as he brings the bottles in and puts them on the conveyor. I explain that he's interested because he gets to keep the money.

The clerk says, "Oh, did he go around the neighbourhood collecting bottles then?"

Long pause. "Uh no, they're just my bottles."

Jerk.


See the literary classics from 2016

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Maybe read No Big Deal, a story I consider to be the very best thing I ever wrote.