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Two more good ones...

Donald, his wife and daughter are on Air Force One and Trump says, “I am going to throw this $100 bill out the window and make someone on the ground very happy.”

His wife says, “Why don’t you throw out 2 $50’s and make two people happy?”

His daughter joins in and says, “Daddy, why don’t you throw out 5 $20’s and make five people happy!”

The pilot then leans back and says, “Why don’t you throw yourself out and make millions happy?”

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Two elderly women die and go to heaven. St. Peter says to them,”Ladies, I checked the files and you have led an exemplary life and to as a small token of our appreciation, we are going to give you back the body you had at 18 and let you go back to earth and have sex with one person of your choice!”

The first woman says, “Well, I always did like that Brad Pitt fellow” and whoof, she’s gone in a puff of smoke.

The other woman says “Donald Trump.”

St. Peter looks quizzical and asks, “Who is Donald Trump?”

The woman says, “I don’t know either, but everyone I’ve ever met says ‘fuck Donald Trump!”

Two more good ones...

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