NaNoWriMo 2009 Progress Report

Believe me, it's not literary gold.

Well, I'm19 days into this 50,000 word novel-writing competition. So far, I have a grand total of 32,124 words of (what I am going to optimistically call) prose, which puts me 470 words (about 3/4 of one page) ahead of the game. Yay!

Surprisingly, many people have expressed interest in reading the book once I finish it (I guess people enjoy angry and disjointed profanity-laced rants.) But alas, just as you wouldn't in one sitting eat a pig that once saved your life, you also shouldn't expect to be able to read every masterpiece that ever flowed from the word processors of the gods.

I'm not saying I'm a god...I'm just saying....