Happy New Year! My Resolutions

1. Take a walk every day or at least briefly consider it.
2. Don't spend too much time wearing pants.
3. Maybe gain 5 lbs.
4. Something something saving money.
5. Take every disappointment as a reason to give up.
6. Don't let anything get in the way of eating an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
7. Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and just focus on butts.
8. See the world with the magic of Internet.
9. Spend more time doing what really matters - watching Netflix. (and get Netflix)
10. Don't waste time learning.
11. Forget a foreign language the French I only vaguely learned in highschool.
12. Forget past mistakes and press on to greater mistakes.
13. Read more book...take out menus.
14. Stop making resolutions and just get out there and start eating cheese.

(from: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/12/realistic-new-years-resolutions/)