Transcript
"This is much like the phone I used
to communicate with my son..."
This is a recent transcript of a conversation between me and my son, Nik, when I called home this morning from St. Louis, Missouri.
Nik: Hi Daddy
Me: Hi Mr. Hoppe. How are you?
Nik: (giggling) Fine.
Me: Are you treating your sister nice?
Nik: Yes.
Me: Is she treating you nice?
Nik: No.
Nik: You are a orange peel!
Nik: You are a apple!
Me: You are a pumpkin. You are a cucumber!
Nik: You are a rotten chin!
Me: You are a pimple!
Nik: You are a firecracker!
Me: You are a...
Nik: You are a egg sandwich!
Me: When I get home I am going to @$#!, you little !@#!&...
Nik: (laughs, drops phone and runs outside to play with his sister.)
It's carefree moments like that, that I enjoy most with my kids. And I'm proud that together with my wife, Satan, we are able to give our children that sort of lifestyle.