Baby, it's cold outside

My favourite Xmas song is "Baby, it's cold outside". I've collected many versions over the years. The version that sounds best to me is by Jessica Simpson but I also like the hilarious version the guys from Scrubs did: (video starts at the funny part)

But it's 2016, and now this song has been declared "rapey" and it no longer fits in with modern feminist culture. I never realized this before but "Baby, it's cold outside" actually describes a sexual predator who possibly slips a roofie into his victim's drink and refuses to let her leave. See //shoppe.ca/u?mmh2m and //shoppe.ca/u?m4hs2 

But luckily somebody has kindly updated the lyrics for the modern age.